so i go to a private school where tuition costs more than most people make in a year and lemme tell you, rich kids are so unaware that they’re rich it’s hilarious and frightening at the same time
I go to a private school too and a while back I was complaining about how I was never home alone and a guy legitimately said “just buy a hotel room”
Rich kids are scary
How to be a bassoonist:
Step 1) pick up a bassoon
Step 2) make soft whale noises
Step 3) ???
Step 4) blame it on the reed
Congratulations! You are now a bassoonist.
When players try to play bassoon cues:
When the entire part is long notes:
Bassoon parts in treble clef:
Bassoonists making reeds:
Pre-auditions for first chair:
Getting first chair by default because there were no other bassoonists: